Monday 6 October 2014

How to get away with murder episode 2

Lawd I am so slow on these updates but anyhoodles I have decided to stick with just writing about How to get away with murder. I feel like I would get my emotions out better if I just focus on one but I will be tweeting about it and scandal so check me out at chickwithakink

Lets get into it in the particular order that I remember my points

1. Mr. murder sir you gave me all kinds of chills throughout the entire show. When he had Connor on the bed at the crime scene showing how he killed his wife I was like sir please stop I feel like I'm watching good porn and when Viola (lets face it I keep on forgetting to call her Keating) asked if he murdered his first wife and he blinked his eyes, did a little smirk and said yes I was like sir again stop with the sex vibes.

2. Rebecca and her so called grunge look chile if you don't just stop. Three little cornrows/canerows at the side and enough black eye shadow and mascara to dent Mac's product numbers (or was it black shoe polish) doth not make your look grunge. I felt like I wanted to look her up and down, walk over, pat her hand, say no then shove her head under the sink.

3. Wes is in that failed grunge look cooch like SIR! WHY! OF ALL THE COOCHIES OUT THERE! smh I was so hurt man when they did their time spin and flung us to the future and showed us.  Wes being a leader on behalf of Miss Rebecca just hurt my soul.

4. Those time spins need to hurry up and stop or at least shift to day time I feel like I'm watching a free movie off the internet.

5. Viola your wig was a solid 'No' like nopety nope nope. It wasn't for you.

6. Side peen was like listen you are too messy I only like sex messy and you are crazy messy so no thank you and also umm errr umm you coming to your boyfriend about your husband that's TOO messy buh bye please. To all the ladies doing balancing acts out there I know you could empathize with this scene. There are just sometimes you want to talk to your boo about your hubby. I get it I understand.

7. Miss blondie assistant looked like she wants to or was screwing Sam and ofc I approved Frank and Viola cant be the only messy people in the place. Oh and ofc Sam is sticking his willie where he wants with that dead student and or Rebecca. Why in the world were you upset Viola I understand NAUGHT as to why you have any type of feelings I mean you get your jollies from being meals to bald headed, black men. (Yes I'm doing a Tamar head roll complete with mouth pursing right now).

8. And btw thank you for teaching me about how sex spills secrets and maam if that was your indicator then obviously Sam knew about your SHAT ages ago.

9. What the actual chizz are you doing in Wes's personal space Miss Viola sometimes I feel like its an actress little mistake because God forbid its an actual thing that you are going to build on. Don't let me throw up this breakfast I just had.

10.There's a theory about Frank being the previous tenant living in Wes's room but bruh did you see those freak marks do yall think Frank gets down to the nitty gritty like that because I don't. A man who targets the students who work under him is a man who needs his ego stroked. There are never freak marks present in ego stroking.

11. OLIVER IS MY BABY. Directors I beg of you make him substantial. Give him his recurring role. Make this happen please.

Let me know what y'all think. Also let me know who is on my 'SAY NO TO GRUNGE COOCH' team

signed: Chicky xoxo

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