1. gahh it was SUCH a journey maybe if i were with my chaty friends instead of my miserable and chatty family it would fly by but man Mobay felt like a country away to me.
2. No cotton on the slides! yall need to have that somewhere I mean excuse me if I was the only one with a cotton skirt steve urkel style
3. Be prepared walk with ten diff outfits and swim suits if you must. I walked around in a snit for a good 15 minutes cuz i refused to yank my skirt off and bare my non attractive bum encased in a too small swim suit bottom. After the screams of joy started to get on my nerve I had to put on my shorts that i planned to leave in yup don't be unprepared like myself
4. Walk with your food. Like I kid you not make that bitch your aquasol. We heard rumors that no food was allowed and yes it was exactly that a rumour I passed a lady with family sized everything. Please do not think of not walking with food although to be fair they do sell food on the premises. Prices that stood out $600 for a plate of chicken and chips $ 200 for hotdogs REGULAR SIZED hot dogs. Idk maybe its my poverty that exclaims at the tiefness just walk with your food
5. Walk with fun people who are willing to do stuff together lets see besides the slides there was go karts, paintballing, some laser tag thing, rafting and I forget what else. For someone who's used to hotels (day passes in the good old days of solid links and cheaper living) I was a bit bummed that no one even attempted to play any sports. I've never missed a rousing game of pool volleyball like at the moment they turned the waves off in that pool at the front.
6. The lifeguards are actually nice, social, jovial folks (i feel like there may be a repeating adjective in there somewhere). They are not all trying to get into your barely clad vajaysjays. Some are even trying to help you.
7. Do not go into the flush (I have no idea if thats the real name) if you cannot swim. I am so serious I cant swim i'm 5 feet 3 inches and apparently the collecting pool at the bottom is 8 feet. Maams and sirs I stared at that contraption thinking I would be missing something important out of my life until I saw experienced swimmers suffer in there not to mention this lifeguard just dived off to save someone I felt like he felt like he was standing at rick's cafe cliff no thank you. Every other slide was tested but *shudders* definitely not the flush
8. This last point is dedicated to the Dream Weekend festivities (directional attachment i think). People took their grocery money for the month and are currently (yeah currently i think they have days left) partying it up (lolz i think there may be a better term that I know naught about maybe something with the word 'up'). I am jealous. Sooo sponsor me for next year so I can see how socialites live
signed: Chicky xoxo
