Dance Academy *sniff sniff*

Cue the tears through the smiles. Dance Academy is now coming to its last episode EVER and yes ofc as a fan I am sobbing my eyes out but I thought to myself why not do an entry something to have floating in the techno world that will remind the future that there once was an awesome Aussie show.

Fav things about Dance Academy
1. First off to top the list and it should the topper for all academy fans *drum roll* SAMMY. gosh I love him to death and yes his death left me emotional like none other
2.Abigail's shape. I most definitely hated it when she went through that eating disorder bit because I adored her shape. sigh those hips those calves Wes is a lucky guy
3.Christian and his angst.I am your wife in my head. that is all
4. When Miss Raine started dating. lolz it was so awkward and cute I loved it all
3. the Benster. you walked on a thin line for me sometimes I couldn't stand you other times I adored your sweet self


things that annoyed the bejeebes out of me 
1.Grace. explanation: your existence. granted there were some moments where I felt pity for you
2. Tara. I swear you and Grace fought for the most annoying title. Must you be so needy and simpering and that scene where you cried to Christian about Christian helllllooooo girl who has a bf crying to have another bf. Tara's head back meet my hand!
3. Saskia. that is all
4. Kat when she was dating Christian. as Tara would I have held that malice forever? yes you have my permission to bet the farm on it
5. Oliie. stop! you are not cute just stop please

the one thing that was in the middle of annoyance and being liked















And that is all when the last episode premiers I will ofc be watching it weeks later with a heavy heart
I will miss the routines and the costumes and the pointy shoes


Hope yall weekend is going fab and btw *singsong* I AM NOW 20 yay me bday was blah as usual but I am grateful that I have lived to see another year

signed: Chicky xoxo

50 random things about me!!

yes yes i've been away for a bit but i have yet to be consistent in the blogger world so *shrugs* it might be too much to expect any better plus i was away getting blessed by the loerd jesus. Baby girl here got an A in her Psychometrics course and you can be assured i was beyond worried about it. Anyhoodle lets get into it


BRING ON THE RANDOM!!!!

1. I'm a Libra or a Virgo i never really know because different horoscopes give me different signs
2. My favourite part of my body is back yes its kinda weird but i love smooth backs *shrugs* go figure
3. I'm a different person when conversing in person than when conversing otherwise
4. I have a potty mouth in my head I curse rarely out loud but I go at it in my head
5. I like talking about sex especially aspects that make people feel uncomfortable
6. I use to bite my nails up to 9th grade 
7. I like mangoes and the best mangoes are the ones that drip to your elbows and you have to lick it up (^.^)
8. I have 2 siblings and I'm the eldest. My mom calls us her 'quarter dozen'
9. I like talking about food but I do not eat a lot
10. I used to LOVE curry goat until i smelled a ram now I don't even eat it
11. I suck at dominoes yet I've played too often to even remember
12. I dance better when i'm comfortable
13. I believe lying to save feelings is okay or at least lying by omission is okay
14. I am a  Seventh day adventist
15. I prefer singing over preaching ALWAYS
16. I like PDA
17. I am a sucker for a good romance story
18. I read a lot of romance novels even the crappy ones
19. I like predictability yet I hate routine
20. I want to dye my hair olive green like kind of a green tint on black hair but that may never happen
21. Going to dance classes is a dream of mine
22. I hate cantaloupe
23. I hate jackfruit
24. I have a wonky sense of smell. I would say its fairly good but i cant smell things that are burning
25. I taste liquor or the assorted alcohol that my peers drink but you will never see me with a glass. OJ all day baby!!
26. oh yeah I love orange juice
27. I am afraid of broken glass
28. When I'm watching the tele I have to talk to the characters like I am there. I get really invested in every show I watch which is why I do not watch anime very much because those things always make me cry correction bawl
29. I tear up at almost everything on the tele. There is currently this cheerios ad on where the little boy is talking about his nana and I had to rush out of the room (granted i'm never gonna like cheerios)
30. I like to eat my cereal without milk
31. I wish I was closer to my extended family
32. I am not a regular young jamaican
33. I peel stuff very weirdly
34. I like airports
35. I LOVE accents and pick them up quite easily without meaning to
36. When I hear a song I like I'll have it on repeat for a couple of days and learn the lyrics then promptly forget about it when I find a new fav
37. I am addicted to yt
38. I love watching show reviews on yt
39. I like asian men (all tiny stigma aside yes yes the pun was intentional)
40. The only vegetables I like are lettuce, cucumber and string beans
41. I am a shy person
42. I get down and dirty like Christina Aguilera when I'm in my shower
43. I like to people watch
44. I love going to restaraunts but unfortunately I dont 
45. I call everybody 'love'
46. I get jealous easily
47. I'm 5'4
48. I love nicknames
49. I like making people smile and laugh
50. I'm hairy

Tadah!!!!! heights of randomness hope you guys enjoy and hmu with a bit of your randomness

signed: Chicky xoxo

Virginal just not Virgin

Dear Diary
well more like Dear Fan club
There are aspects in this lovely Jamaican culture that I just cannot stand. What is it that irks me so you ask well let the story begin.
I am a 19 year old female that is fairly attractive *fierce finger snap* and through out my years have only had one boyfriend and it wasn't even a serious one now unto the irk. Whyyy [yes the extra Ys mean the word has to last for more than a second] why oh why must people take it upon their self to become my therapist after hearing that. Once I tell them my romantic background they are all aghast [meanings are sometimes better than the actual word] correction they are all struck down by overwhelming shock and amazement. After which they proceed to either "get with me" or proclaim that i'm 'lame' or even both.
There are just times when I want to climb that fountain in the middle of town and raise my arms and say 'ITS ALL GRAVY MAN'...no I'm not waiting on anything special, no i'm not a forbidden apple for you to sink your teeth in and no no no I am  NOT joining a nunnery again i say 'ITS ALL GRAVY MAN' but yeah if i did that they would have me admitted and undergoing tests faster than i can say gravy lmao so for now i'll take to this forum and rant my little heart out.

Just give the hot momma over here a break please.Time will have her converting to the norm well not your norm. I am after all a husband, kids, house with the biggest bathroom EVER kind of gal ...so yeah thats a no go on the white fence i need the space for my mirror wall

hope yall are doing fantabulous btw

signed: Chicky xoxo

the Fosters on ABC fambam

Who is watching the Fosters?!!!
Since when is Jake T. Austin a hottie and isn't it unfair to women's ovaries everywhere that he looks like Wilmer Valderrama. I bet they are related,could be some cousins removed logistics. Anyhoodle this show is a cutesy, light watch it would have more weighed in more with me perhaps if I didn't live with both parents who were friends since secondary school but i can appreciate the dynamics. What I cant appreciate are the characters pissing me off.Firstly sweet sweet Marianna you are way too cute and too spoilt to be bawling about your best friend and your brother I expected you to use it for your own selfish goals highly disappointed. That aussie girl Maia playing Callie sit your ass down and tell us about Liam does it involve rape, drugs, and or murder and please directors for the love of all that is right do not copy PLL style you already started with the journal, and the teacher mom cooking test grades *deep sigh* as much as I love PLL its on-going secrecy complete with its twists and turns really is ruining it for any up coming fluff mystery show and yes you are fluff if you are not channelling 'the Following'. Props to the moms funny how I haven't heard the church rile up about it yet but hey church are riling up here and there down here in hot hot (too frikkin hot this summer) Jamaica. There was even a road march in Montego Bay against gays.

Back to the show if they let something happen to Jude (notice my iron will, I haven't made a crack at his name) I'm going to write a terse letter to executive director Jennifer Lopez they never do fail to mention that. Also notice how Jude is not in the picture smh
 so far 2/5 stars

Wanna be Writer

Sent in my resume and chizz for a part time writers vacancy a few weeks ago because years a go I had a fanciful dream to see my own byline and of course because I dream big to edit my own magazine/newspaper. The ad didn't say where or which company et cetera et cetera just that it was located in Jamaica. So I sent it in and immediately forgot about it but lo and behold I received an email from the company yesterday (wont name drop because it might be illegal) and I'm all like what??!!! yay *happy dance* and then my inner cynic was released cant really go into what she said just because she's a ranter but anyhoodle basically they were asking for a membership fee which is probably  what drew out my inner cynic in the first place and of course I sent it to 'goat mouth ' momma and asked her what she thinks. She thinks its not legit what with their address not having a street and all which meant that I shut my mind to it and all the remaining excitement dwindled away as gas. Anybody who knows me knows I take my mom's advice as instructions and those instructions are like the holy grail. Tis a practice that wont make for a comfortable year when I move out but one must break free and find oneself.

Moral of the story: my story has none
but I realized I still have that dream even if my style of writing is the type of informal writing that sounds like i'm writing to my own fan club who actually gives a chizz about my daily twerks [lmao, cant even use that word again without picturing Miley's back i mean bum waggling here and there].

So about the dream thing I may try again. You should too

signed: Chicky xoxo

Gay vs Straight|| Jamaican Issues

So I just read the paper and it has just dawned on me how way behind i am. The observer i believe it was has an article stating that following the requested repeal of the buggery law by the gay community a church group has invited churches island wide to march in protest. Now lets be honest there are many Jamaicans who believe that being gay is a way of saying i hate Jamaica and I hate Jamaicans and would like to leave by way of...death and hey you know I'm right. Back to the article, the observer took some comments from their on-line database regarding the issue where people were going off about "standing up for moral rights", "walking by faith Christian soldiers", "hypocritical church where are the marches against other crimes", "gays are hidden in churches too", "churches need to address other issues too". I could go on and on but here is my standing on it. I am not in support of being gay as a matter if fact i believe counselling should be given and if that doesn't work well that's your business and Gods. I am also not a supporter of ostracising people being gay does not make a complete person the same as being straight does not make a complete person there are other attributes ranging from good to bad even some that are on the same page as *cue  music* *tun tun tun tuuuuuunnnn* being gay (yes i swear that's how homophobes hear the word).
The tricky part about this is  and share your thoughts in the comment section. Do you keep a law that is right and deny other persons a choice? i have a feeling that God would have to come down and speak clarity in the matter. Biblically to me anyways gay is a no no and giving people a choice is a yes yes so *shrugs* hopefully the issue is resolved in a peaceful manner oh who am i kidding there may be blood shed and abuse

Keep safe throughout my lovelies!!

signed: Chicky xoxo

*singing in Rowland's voice* Motivation

Its summer and normally it would be a carefree one where i stay at home and go through the continuous cycle of draining my brain cells on television mind you i read too so it wont be that bad but this summer the future pressed its fist in my back lowered its lips to my ears and yelled 'GET A MOVE ON!!!'
So yours truly has summer school and is searching albeit half heartedly for a job a job that I NEED to complete school but my half assed attempts betray my total annoying bum like attitude. My best friend asked me about my job search and my answer went along the lines of wait you know what i'll copy it directly off fb

"i have the perfect job in my head where i'm a personal assistant for an old fuddy and he's all kind and shit and he takes me with him on his business trips to exotic places and i dont have to wear stockings everyday or be cooped up in ac everyday
oh the joy if i get an actual job i'll become jaded"


you can understand the plight i have with myself. I a lady with ambitions and dreams have resigned myself to a lazy and abstract world but i am here today to act as motivation for you lovely people like me. Imagine my fist in your back my lips lowered to your delicate ear drums except this time i'll be yelling 'TAKE YOUR FUTURE IN YOUR OWN HANDS AND WORK YOUR ASS OFF FOR THE BEST BECAUSE YOU SURE AS HELL WONT BE OFFERED A FREE RIDE TO SUCCESS AND HAPPINESS'
i like to talk i'm sure you can see well at least it wasn't a monologue but seriously guys its easy to become complacent believing you can ride somebody's coat tails to victory but you gotta work and besides your lovely life coach here you gotta motivate yourself.

'GET A MOVE ON!!!!'

Signed: Chicky xoxo

Hair Tidbits: "Ciaraesque" hair

So yours truly is on a self discovery trip and quite frankly i have decided that the conservative presentation if but only in my hair is not for me. Translation: I AM BORED WITH MY HAIR. No i'm not interested in the natural hair journey and yes my relaxed hair journey is not exactly giving me life so basically 

presenting my Hair :

i've done the faux bob, the bangs, my many buns et cetera et cetera

 However my senior year is approaching and i'm feeling as my parents would put it WILD
hopefully inspiration will meet reality
presenting my inspiration:

YES MISS CIARA!!!! i'm coming your way well i hope i'm coming your way i'm known more for my bark not my bite *pouting* well fingers and everything else crossed

signed: Chicky xoxo

Tissue Issue||Jamaican issues

Oye vey the TISSUE ISSUE in Jamaica
Starring gynaecologists, the Jamaican bureau of standards, the media and of course the public.

Basically gynaecologists have discovered that thanks to some tissue paper infected with whatever micro biological crap individuals are being infected.The bureau is aware of the situation and through the media has notably said that there weren't any tests in place in the initial stage to discover said infection. The problem now is that there is the debate whether or not to release the name of the company with the inferior brand note they have stop putting out any more the problem is that there an unknown number of tissues on shelves in stores.
What grabs my goat though (or some saying like that) is that people haven't weighed the pros and cons of it yet they are threatening to sue left right and centre (like seriously -_- when last an average Jamaican get up and sue somebody and no lose). Persons are on Facebook (yes yes I know freedom of speech and all that jazz) demanding the company's name but here's what will happen if they give out the company's name that company along with its employees will suffer and if they don't release the name the public's health will suffer. My solution or rather my momma's solution is that they privately speak to the company give them a time limit of three months to fix it if not release the name ultimatum baby because the facts are that there was no test so they wouldn't have know. Now what the bureau shouldn't have done was release a list of "safe" tissues which is why now they are being sued and no not by an  average Jamaican but in fact a tissue company that was left off the list who  supposedly has "safe" tissues.

 

Best of luck with everything my loves and yes i am sticking to that safe list btw women calm down men use tissue paper too and not because you have a vagina means you have more say in the matter oh geez not to mention the lady they interviewed they must have paid her to sob or attempt rather

signed: Chicky xoxo

Married to medicine Pow Wow!!!!! yes chile

Hey my people how yall been

Just finished watching Married to medicine and ofc part 2 to RHOA. i have so much to say first off because it is fresh in my mind married to medicine point form because you know how i do

1. Lucy lucy lucy your daughter is grown and i know you are hurt on her behalf but walk the hell away it is not your fight even though you looked prepared for it thanks to whoever did your makeup [or it could just be your face *covers mouth* oops]...but good golly gee you gave me so much life when you fought off Dr. Simone and hammered Toya in her head with your purse.
2. WHAT THE HELL did Kari's husband really say honey did you just throw some shade no no no wait that aint even shade what the hell did you just tell your wife. i mean i know you are upset on behalf of you and your birthday friend and your wife but for god sakes dont do like Kordell keep your yap shut or at least neutral
3. Mariah mariah mariah why didnt you just call Toya up immediately after your sissy told you that stuff instead of letting it fester. For your sake and your mother who i am one emotion short of calling ghetto you would have saved yall some trouble
4. I love me some Dr. Jackie and Simone the buff bod and buff teeth respectively just make me so happy. Business women getting their life yes keep on keeping on ladies
5. Kari's wanna be angelina jolie lips MUST be from botox because if not oh geez i cant even make that crack i'm christian
6. DWL at how Mariah was like where's (whatever her man's name is) all timid like after the fight while her born and die warrior woman of a mom was instigating and oohh kudos to Kari i would have locked them out too honey
7. Teehee at (imma shorten her name) Riah trying to insult Kari's husband dont do that honey



who do you love so far comment comment comment

8. more DWL at Quad i love your eccentricity not to mention your loyalty who ever held Quad back i thank you from the bottom of my heart although she looked all bereft like when she couldnt fight for her bff anybody noticed how she wasnt there when Riah got kicked out *wheezing from all the laugher*

So far the ratchedness is giving me so much life. I could probably hook up the tele and jump start someones heart yess ladies continue it makes for great entertainment. Now onto the RHOA reunions.

1. First off i love how there's gonna be a part 3 because for all the husband and wife remarks Porshia keeps on making you know the public need to relate it ot the divorce which i need to confirm if its really on. p.s. if it is Kordell you have an x by your name in my book
2. do you Kim the wig i love you but only when you are with your boo cant promise you i'll be tardy for every party but if i catch it i catch it 
3. Kandy your hair
4. Porshia your dress
5. Cyn i loved your weave
6. and Phaedra read baby *snapping fingers* read like your life depends on it because we sure as hell know Ms. gone with the wind (i need to go look for that vid) cannot keep up 
7. oh Nene i want you gone from this show now i love you with all my heart but your tap dancing on my last nerve with the 'original sista made it from the bottom now i'm not on a pole' righteous attitude

signed: Chicky xoxo

Venting... i do that shit

Its exam time and i only have a mili second to come here and vent so here goes =]
....
oh good gosh almighty i missed RHOA reunion and granted i'm not gonna get the chance to watch part 2 on time either somebody please hit me up and tell me the tea so far
I think i may have missed the season finale for Carrie diaries because there i am watching bluebells and anticipating the what next and the 10'oclock news comes along. No i didnt watch the news
I havent even been able to get my normal Wendy quota in preety soon i'll be crabby from the withdrawal
and last of all i know nothing of whats going on in the yt beauty community *sobs*

p.s. i NEED and if you are feeling down and out you NEED to take up your bible and read a verse and of course watch some http://www.youtube.com/user/TheSocialiteLife ...Sandy you need to give me some life honey so i can get my thug thizzle on!!!

signed: Chicky xoxo

RHOA baby all day everyday

Digicel i swear one fine and dandy day enuh i going send you somewhere dark and cold!! why unu muss a treat ppl so unu no see seh dem freeze man pay so alright unu put on unu tax dem unu caaan extend d likkle free text lawks gosh not to mention how it come like unu a TIEF out man money me call smaddy for a minute and d credz done!
Anywhoodle going into what this post will be about prepare your hearts...yes you guessesd it RHOA
oh all the foolery and rachedness is just sooo good for the soul shout out to Ms. Ptv on yt yes yes i'll link her channel at the end anyways tonights epi i just caught a piece of it and as I'm continuing you may realize that its not the least bit fluid we are gonna pretend it's point form as a matter of fact where is that button

• Kandy a whe u a go darling now i know Tina was a wild mofo but that color wig lawks girl and why u man must look like he jus chilling round the house him couldnt even put on a likkle blazer breaking the rules my ass
• Peter, peter my main bitch nobody is a housewive like Peter stepping out all furred up darkers on inside at night u bet ur ass he is giving me so much life with his little bitch self 
• Kordell babes i am so sorry that you had to file for a divorce i was holding out on traditional views for u guys mind u i did see u give the camera that little 'oh god my wife is stupid' look to the camera man when she was doing her at home pregnancy test and i was like hush boo...but contnuing on u were embarassed by ur wife huh so u had to do the man thing and take on a "weaker man" (aint nobody goin tell me that Jordan aint gay his voice is too sweet not to be. Congrats Kordell u got bitch #2
• Nene just because u made it from the stripper pole dont make you Mandella stop acting. Loved loved your outfit along with Miss Phaedra and when she backed out that cute pink stun gun i was like yes chiille yall dont play with my Phaedra and i got a little in between shoulders look at Apollo u looked cute enough hun
• oh and Greg enough of you i cant stand him being cutesy lolz or even acting normal and talking lolz sue me
• Cynthia Wendy says it best kudos to you for trying to be relevant
• p.s. if anybody should be making a exercise video it should be Kandy her body just knocks it out of the park

I could go on and on but i must stop *signsong* cant wait for reunion yes laawdd Ms. Kim try no be tardy for the party honey
http://www.youtube.com/user/missptv9090

signed Chickyxoxo

WTH is happening!!?? (1rst)

Taking a break from all the assignments and tension headaches and 5 minute rants about how lecturers are out to get me. All because i need to just talk a bit about this thing.
lets get into it

WTH is happening!!!??
so its been a good while since ive seen this lovely picture here on facebook at first i assumed it was one of those photoshopped things and proceeded to ignore then i heard it was real and proceeded to ignore it but no more for they interviewed this genius. Now did i read the interview heck no and if you assumed that i did well you are asking waay too much of me but here are my interview questions for dear Mr. Alkaline

1. you no fraid you blind love?

 2. You no fraid u lose your work and cant get no more cuz a you one image?

p.s. heard that Tommy Lee made a children's song couldnt even type this without laughing therefore you must know seh me cant even type it in a youtube to look for it.



Anyways check out  Mirrors By Justin Timberlake just because we need to end on a good note



signed: Chicky xoxo

Entering the blogger world YET AGAIN

oookkk soo maybe at the time of making this blog the fact that i thought i would be able to consistently share my creativity was just but a thought but i am determined. Its a new year we are about three months into it but the resoultion making is not yet complete so i might as well start my list lol with this.

I pledge to become a blogger to share with the public the wonderful sophisticated and (yes i can go on and on) being that is ME and well because my opinions are important.

So here is a list of upcoming activities

• WTH is happenin
• Slight bloops 
• Hair Tidbits
• Jamaican Issues
• Drools

so prepare your very  bored lives to have me in it!!!

p.s. check out http://robsiethemua.blogspot.com/
                     she's actually a past classmate of mine never really talked but its nice to see people kick ass 
                     and take names

signed: Chicky xoxo