Wednesday 17 April 2013

Tissue Issue||Jamaican issues

Oye vey the TISSUE ISSUE in Jamaica
Starring gynaecologists, the Jamaican bureau of standards, the media and of course the public.

Basically gynaecologists have discovered that thanks to some tissue paper infected with whatever micro biological crap individuals are being infected.The bureau is aware of the situation and through the media has notably said that there weren't any tests in place in the initial stage to discover said infection. The problem now is that there is the debate whether or not to release the name of the company with the inferior brand note they have stop putting out any more the problem is that there an unknown number of tissues on shelves in stores.
What grabs my goat though (or some saying like that) is that people haven't weighed the pros and cons of it yet they are threatening to sue left right and centre (like seriously -_- when last an average Jamaican get up and sue somebody and no lose). Persons are on Facebook (yes yes I know freedom of speech and all that jazz) demanding the company's name but here's what will happen if they give out the company's name that company along with its employees will suffer and if they don't release the name the public's health will suffer. My solution or rather my momma's solution is that they privately speak to the company give them a time limit of three months to fix it if not release the name ultimatum baby because the facts are that there was no test so they wouldn't have know. Now what the bureau shouldn't have done was release a list of "safe" tissues which is why now they are being sued and no not by an  average Jamaican but in fact a tissue company that was left off the list who  supposedly has "safe" tissues.
 

Best of luck with everything my loves and yes i am sticking to that safe list btw women calm down men use tissue paper too and not because you have a vagina means you have more say in the matter oh geez not to mention the lady they interviewed they must have paid her to sob or attempt rather

signed: Chicky xoxo

Sunday 14 April 2013

Married to medicine Pow Wow!!!!! yes chile

Hey my people how yall been

Just finished watching Married to medicine and ofc part 2 to RHOA. i have so much to say first off because it is fresh in my mind married to medicine point form because you know how i do
  1. Lucy lucy lucy your daughter is grown and i know you are hurt on her behalf but walk the hell away it is not your fight even though you looked prepared for it thanks to whoever did your makeup [or it could just be your face *covers mouth* oops]...but good golly gee you gave me so much life when you fought off Dr. Simone and hammered Toya in her head with your purse.
  2. WHAT THE HELL did Kari's husband really say honey did you just throw some shade no no no wait that aint even shade what the hell did you just tell your wife. i mean i know you are upset on behalf of you and your birthday friend and your wife but for god sakes dont do like Kordell keep your yap shut or at least neutral
  3. Mariah mariah mariah why didnt you just call Toya up immediately after your sissy told you that stuff instead of letting it fester. For your sake and your mother who i am one emotion short of calling ghetto you would have saved yall some trouble
  4. I love me some Dr. Jackie and Simone the buff bod and buff teeth respectively just make me so happy. Business women getting their life yes keep on keeping on ladies
  5. Kari's wanna be angelina jolie lips MUST be from botox because if not oh geez i cant even make that crack i'm christian
  6. DWL at how Mariah was like where's (whatever her man's name is) all timid like after the fight while her born and die warrior woman of a mom was instigating and oohh kudos to Kari i would have locked them out too honey
  7. Teehee at (imma shorten her name) Riah trying to insult Kari's husband dont do that honey
  8. who do you love so far comment comment comment
  9. more DWL at Quad i love your eccentricity not to mention your loyalty who ever held Quad back i thank you from the bottom of my heart although she looked all bereft like when she couldnt fight for her bff anybody noticed how she wasnt there when Riah got kicked out *wheezing from all the laugher*











So far the ratchedness is giving me so much life. I could probably hook up the tele and jump start someones heart yess ladies continue it makes for great entertainment. Now onto the RHOA reunions.



    1. First off i love how there's gonna be a part 3 because for all the husband and wife remarks Porshia keeps on making you know the public need to relate it ot the divorce which i need to confirm if its really on. p.s. if it is Kordell you have an x by your name in my book
    2. do you Kim the wig i love you but only when you are with your boo cant promise you i'll be tardy for every party but if i catch it i catch it 
    3. Kandy your hair
    4. Porshia your dress
    5. Cyn i loved your weave
    6. and Phaedra read baby *snapping fingers* read like your life depends on it because we sure as hell know Ms. gone with the wind (i need to go look for that vid) cannot keep up 
    7. oh Nene i want you gone from this show now i love you with all my heart but your tap dancing on my last nerve with the 'original sista made it from the bottom now i'm not on a pole' righteous attitude
    signed: Chicky xoxo

    Thursday 11 April 2013

    Venting... i do that shit

    Its exam time and i only have a mili second to come here and vent so here goes =]
    ....
    oh good gosh almighty i missed RHOA reunion and granted i'm not gonna get the chance to watch part 2 on time either somebody please hit me up and tell me the tea so far
    I think i may have missed the season finale for Carrie diaries because there i am watching bluebells and anticipating the what next and the 10'oclock news comes along. No i didnt watch the news
    I havent even been able to get my normal Wendy quota in preety soon i'll be crabby from the withdrawal
    and last of all i know nothing of whats going on in the yt beauty community *sobs*

    p.s. i NEED and if you are feeling down and out you NEED to take up your bible and read a verse and of course watch some http://www.youtube.com/user/TheSocialiteLife ...Sandy you need to give me some life honey so i can get my thug thizzle on!!!

    signed: Chicky xoxo