Monday 17 November 2014

How to get away with murder episode 7

Cannot believe it took me this long to do my hash when this episode was sooo good.


  • Yall baby girl was looking real dead on that slab and to all the lighting , editing and make-up folks I give you handshakes
  • Maa'm was in the kitchen preparing for her kid's birthday like' I'm going to jail in a few but that cake better be here on time'. Ladies like that we call them super mom
  • Detective side peen has nothing but dark clothing in his closet because he shops at Lurkers R us
  • I want all stereotypes on virginal behaviour thrown out the window please and thank you
  • Ha at Sam trying to stunt like he has powers boy bye
  • Son did you have to admit to all of that ON the stand I was pissed on behalf of your lawyers
  • Side pieces should never forget their origins
  • When Sam going find out about Vi and Detective side peen like please writers deal with that too
  • Rebecca's cornrows/canerows in these flashbacks though uggh
  • That entire family needs therapy even dead Helga needs therapist.The father and the son ma'am was going for some holy trinity I'm sure
  • Pratt's monster in law is everything to me. The lady looks she knows all levels and or forms of martial arts. She was ready for that slap like she travelled to the future
  • Side piece world convention. Can somebody do the posters please
  • Then Sam really tried to stunt and act like smooth brutha with psycho Bonnie. He looked like he been everywhere Vi rush for a check up love 
  • Somebody better put up a camera on that porch
  • How prom queen going be surprised and angry HOW WHY
  • When Bonnie knelt down in worshipful manner. I was like lawd somebody come look at this real quick somewhere either here or on twitter I wrote about a lesbian relationship between her and Vi but it wasn't even that it looked like some attachment disorder. I still need to go check my DSM IV
  • And Vi STILL  fired her ass. I'm questioning the fact that Vi will be alive in the next episode I would have been so scared for my life Bonnie is psycho
  • Vi is a beast. 
That is all.

signed: Chicky xoxo

Monday 10 November 2014

How to get away with murder episode 6

Lawd my heart is never prepared. Sandal had already robbed me of my breath AND I wanted to pee my gosh Shonda have mercy on us please.


  • Rebecca is definitely without a doubt not afraid of Vi and I kind of love it while Vi hates it. Did you peep her trying to be slick talking bout this what they'll say about you. You know her subconscious is mad about the entire situation.
  • Asher needs to call that trophy blankie and just go home.
  • Connor and his voodoo penis needs to stop and I hope when he and Oliver gets back together Oliver punishes that ass.
  • Yallll that black piece of hershey chocolate that stepped out of Oliver's apartment talking about he's in the shower I was like yesssss deliver that heartbreak in style.
  • Detective side peen hey how you doing good sir. You look like you have plans. You definitely not basic.
  • I was bored with Pratt's prenup.
  • Rebecca that play with the girls I enjoyed it thoroughly but I still don't like you.
  • Somebody said that Viola and her wig had more chemistry than Rebecca and Wes and after I took myself off the floor I had to agree but Wes BEEN waiting on that puss and it must have been good because they both defend each other like it was golden.
  • Prom queen and that sturdy porch support.
  • Team Frank's beard from day one.
  • Whoever splice  the autopsy scene and the sex scene. Sir/Madam I applaud you and want to shake your hand in person.
  • Bonnie just come like that quiet person that's ready to blow you away in a horrible, probably mentally unstable way. Trust me I'm just bracing myself for whatever its going to be and is she living with Vi and Sam because she's ALWAYS there?!
  • Sam the nookie you looking for will never again be found by you.
  • Miss dead in the water was pregnant with Sam's kid after Viola was just mentioning her miscarriages as in plural. I was sitting down but I sat down again and I just held my head in my hands just to stop the dizziness the damn show gave me.
  • To the lady who played Vi I couldn't help but respect you.
p.s. obviously these flashbacks will never be moved to the day time so I cannot wait until everything meets up.

Twitter thank you for all the memes you've given me for this show. My abdominal muscles also thank you

signed: Chicky xoxo

Monday 27 October 2014

How to get away with Murder episode 5

Bruh! After the last episode ending and being fraught with emotions I feel a bit left out but another variable could be that I didn't get the chance to watch it with my twitter family.

Lets get into it shall we


  • I feel like the switches between emotionally ugly Viola and pretty Viola was deliberate and I enjoyed the hell out of it.
  • Prom queen has now shifted off my nerves and is walking steadily beside it. I commend you ma'am I did not think it was possible.
  • Frank love please go and have a seat look for somewhere called the 'No sex zone' and don't you dare do anything for prom queen
  • Let me tell you all shows nowadays HAVE to have in a cheating aspect but this show is taking all those aspects and shoving it down our throats. These hoes are not loyal.
  • Bonnie BELONGS on CBS's Stalker and also in a hospital for the mentally ill.
  • I did appreciate that 'stay in your lane before you can't drive' talk given to Bonnie. I rubbed my hands together in absolute glee.
  • When side-pieces get married. Viola better write that novel and give it this title.
  • Why are cheaters mad about cheating. I am failing to understand the logic behind it all.
  • No Oliver this episode. Of course I am sad about it.
  • Cop violence is bad just like every other bad thing. 
  • Rebecca stole the man's two slice and said thanks. That's how you know Wes  wants her. She's lucky she didn't get cussed out.
  • I have NEVER loved a side piece like how I love Detective side peen. He just knows what he's about. He is a delicious change from Fitz and Liv
  • Viola if you don't lock that damned door! cho!
  • The wallpaper y'all the wallpaper. To all dick pic takers you better write down that tip
  • Wes in this hoody tho I snickered

signed: Chicky xoxo

Thursday 16 October 2014

How to get away with Murder episode 4

The advertisement for this episode was her last nine words and let me tell you I don't think anybody was prepared.

Shall we begin


  • Sir who literally sat OFF that ledge to his death was so bereft he didn't even want to see the ground coming up. My already weak heart was shot to hell
  • Enough with this prom queen and Frank drama. Why he is jealous if students are his thing there will be a next batch man. He was just so in his feelings in that kitchen.
  • Oliver my baby you are so sweet and you deserve all the goodness this show has to offer and I applaud you for your little backbone you displayed. Yes you better kick his non commitment having ass out. *singsong* Bye bye playa playa
  • Con my second boo somebody called you Thotimus Prime on twitter and I feel like you must address that issue man and not only run to Oliver when you have messed up. Side note what err umm exactly did you do to Pax's butt that made him tear up? yours truly straight and curious Jane lolz.
  • Wes your confuzzlement is being transferred to me because your relationship with Becs is soo confusing to me
  • CHARMAINE!! I lived for you and your pussies
  • Detective side peen you were watched by miss blondie assistant of whom (or should it be who) I will now start calling by her name because she earned it with that scene.... Bonnie Winterbottom girl I did not know you had it in you pat on the back
  • Viola you better strip down like your 5 to 11 is done and you are ready for a bubble bath yessss. I called it the 'the mask of a black woman'. Collect your Oscar
  • So let me add some flava to the last nine words. They were as follows also I try not curse but assume they are there. Here goes 'Bae why the beep is your beeping peen on the beep dead beep girl's beep beep beep phone? Now in actuality Vi was calm as all get out with her questioning, even her natural eyelashes were bleeding that kind of silent calm anger. Newly weds you better examine your man's penis if that mole looks like Joan Rivers you better know
Yet again I'm tired and amped....Scandal was also too good for me not to say something
  • Fitz and Liv go away please
  • Jake I will cry for you
  • Abby address your issues. They are putting you into your lane and the lane of young babes and I do not approve
  • Mellie I'm going to be insensitive right now but you'll thank me. It is time you grieve with a little under eye concealer on
  • Fitz you litlle pissy tail boy I am so glad Mellie put you in your place but NEVER you tell her that she should be glad that Liv is in her home helping her kids that slid out of her vaginal hole you little arrogant punk. She let you go but she will not let go of her place and her kids remember that

signed: Chicky xoxo

Friday 10 October 2014

How to get away with Murder episode 3

Let me tell you Thursdays always throw me off my groove. I am tired before Scandal and HTGAWM and when its over I have way too much adrenaline coursing through my veins so I cannot sleep and Fridays I wake late feeling like I've run a marathon.

Onwards to my form of recap. Pulling up my twitter as I type.


  • That intro scene was so artistic to me. Idk the skin colours and the sheet colours just spoke volumes to my wanna be creative self.
  • I did think Viola's wig was better this episode but according to the few hundred jokes I've read the world disagrees.
  • I love Connor for what he is and that is a slut flying his slut flag high. Also he was so wrong and right for that boarding school juicy titbit. I mean I did snicker at Pratt's clear discomfort and anger for the situation but lawd she was going to call off the wedding. Her Vera Wang speech really spoke to me though.
  • Where the heck was Oliver during that entire episode not even a little 'hello I know we had some dim sum in exchange for some fun but I have Italian *enter cheesy sex line that rhymes with Italian*. Boo.
  • Miss blonde assistant was so tense and unhappy during this episode. She needed all kinds of sex or a little bit of masturbation. She was so snappy to me. Did y'all see her pleading eyes during that scene with Sam I rolled my eyes and yawned.
  • Viola has the most complex clients ever. I kid you not. I mean I knew mama hooker wasn't just a plain hooker but mama bomber are you freaking kidding me no form of warning those cops jeeps just pulled up like they were chasing a drunk driver who moonlights as a serial killer and then that wasn't the end of it ma'am high-tailed it out of dodge leaving her husbands and kids without so much of a 'welp I'm gonna go' geez lady
  • They were so many unloved husbands/boyfriends in this episode. My heart went out.
  •  Idk Detective side peen's game and it makes me uncomfortable but I do hope they make his character a little more complex.A dash of subterfuge would be lovely.
  • This flashback Pratt is yet again a newborn babe. Her supposed hardiness was slipping right from under her and she lost her engagement ring in the midst of it all. I would have slapped her so hard she would have found it. Just saying
  • I do love how between the past and present Pratt and Wes characters dramatically change also the annoying rich  daddy's boy wasn't there so I'm pleased.
  • I'm not here for Rebecca and that quarterback's drama. They could both go to jail and there wouldn't be any possible way that I could care more than this zero level that I am at right now.
  • I dislike small town prom queen. To prove it I haven't learnt her name. She and rich daddy's boy need to got sit down. Frank was upset for naught
  • I would not have given Wes the trophy no sir. I felt like Viola could have said well alrighty then great speech boy but nope she gave him the trophy for ousting a client plans to a non client. It makes me wonder is she sucking up to help hide her secret, does she see herself in him, did she lose a son and he reminds her of him or does she want to do the nasty with him. I do not like their r/s.
Does anyone know of any technique to stay quiet during these episodes. I feel like I'm going to receive complaints soon.

signed: Chicky xoxo

Monday 6 October 2014

How to get away with murder episode 2

Lawd I am so slow on these updates but anyhoodles I have decided to stick with just writing about How to get away with murder. I feel like I would get my emotions out better if I just focus on one but I will be tweeting about it and scandal so check me out at chickwithakink

Lets get into it in the particular order that I remember my points

1. Mr. murder sir you gave me all kinds of chills throughout the entire show. When he had Connor on the bed at the crime scene showing how he killed his wife I was like sir please stop I feel like I'm watching good porn and when Viola (lets face it I keep on forgetting to call her Keating) asked if he murdered his first wife and he blinked his eyes, did a little smirk and said yes I was like sir again stop with the sex vibes.

2. Rebecca and her so called grunge look chile if you don't just stop. Three little cornrows/canerows at the side and enough black eye shadow and mascara to dent Mac's product numbers (or was it black shoe polish) doth not make your look grunge. I felt like I wanted to look her up and down, walk over, pat her hand, say no then shove her head under the sink.

3. Wes is in that failed grunge look cooch like SIR! WHY! OF ALL THE COOCHIES OUT THERE! smh I was so hurt man when they did their time spin and flung us to the future and showed us.  Wes being a leader on behalf of Miss Rebecca just hurt my soul.

4. Those time spins need to hurry up and stop or at least shift to day time I feel like I'm watching a free movie off the internet.

5. Viola your wig was a solid 'No' like nopety nope nope. It wasn't for you.

6. Side peen was like listen you are too messy I only like sex messy and you are crazy messy so no thank you and also umm errr umm you coming to your boyfriend about your husband that's TOO messy buh bye please. To all the ladies doing balancing acts out there I know you could empathize with this scene. There are just sometimes you want to talk to your boo about your hubby. I get it I understand.

7. Miss blondie assistant looked like she wants to or was screwing Sam and ofc I approved Frank and Viola cant be the only messy people in the place. Oh and ofc Sam is sticking his willie where he wants with that dead student and or Rebecca. Why in the world were you upset Viola I understand NAUGHT as to why you have any type of feelings I mean you get your jollies from being meals to bald headed, black men. (Yes I'm doing a Tamar head roll complete with mouth pursing right now).

8. And btw thank you for teaching me about how sex spills secrets and maam if that was your indicator then obviously Sam knew about your SHAT ages ago.

9. What the actual chizz are you doing in Wes's personal space Miss Viola sometimes I feel like its an actress little mistake because God forbid its an actual thing that you are going to build on. Don't let me throw up this breakfast I just had.

10.There's a theory about Frank being the previous tenant living in Wes's room but bruh did you see those freak marks do yall think Frank gets down to the nitty gritty like that because I don't. A man who targets the students who work under him is a man who needs his ego stroked. There are never freak marks present in ego stroking.

11. OLIVER IS MY BABY. Directors I beg of you make him substantial. Give him his recurring role. Make this happen please.

Let me know what y'all think. Also let me know who is on my 'SAY NO TO GRUNGE COOCH' team

signed: Chicky xoxo

Sunday 28 September 2014

Shonda Rhimes Thursday

I promised myself that I wouldnt do a post if I didnt do it directly after watching everything because I felt it would lose the emotions but on this grand Sunday at 2: 20  in the freshest of mornings I'm still all abuzz.


K lets get it started and I'm going to go directly to Scandal and How to get away with Murder just because for Greys I havent really been hanging with it.



  • Did yall see the transition for Liv's hair. It went from island chic to head of the gladiators at the blink of an eye all during grieving period. You just know her flat iron is infused with super powers.
  • Harrison's death cracked me up so good. Columbus Short honey you are missing the coattails of success but good luck on your other adventures like umm I heard you now rap good for you
  • Abby's hair color needs to go directly on a Garnier's box front immediately complete with the blow out
  • Cyrus reps hairfinity. Dont you dare question it
  • Huck made tears come to my eyes with that no hope speech I'm sure my bottom lip quivered just like Liv's
  • Mellie I love you so much and I understand the pain but I need you to chomp on some raisin bran I hear its better for you oh and you should have flashed your house coat right in Fitz's eye after that speech cuz we all know he cant stay away
  • Quinn please die
  • Olivia and Fitz please dont annoy me this season. Yall fingers during the walk by annoyed me so I just know you wont be able to help yourselves. I'm singing baby come back right now or maybe I should put on some Robin Thicke.  People are giving you at least till episode 3 to go back but I give you till this Thursday
  • Jake your bedroom speech was everything to me but you wasted so many inhalations and exhalations because Olivia is who she is and Fitz is apart of her. It doesn't matter if you are the most perfect surfboard out there. I'm sorry



  • Miss Viola you better work this role yessssss although the way you ran your hands all over Wes's chest made me drop my phone for a bit. I of course did not approve but go ahead give us crocodile tears.
  • The Pratt girl *shrugs* you are borderline I dislike you versus meh
  • Young man you slept with the sir for information and you didn't even need to I love you already
  • Goody girl if you sleep with the associate I'm going to dislike you
  • Wes I love you and if Viola harms you in any way or form I will be coming though my tele screen for her and to the public yall better leave his hair alone
  • Wes's neighbour I also don't like you. You don't bode well for my baby
  • The dead guy is Viola's hubby welp
  • Cop guy had a 5 star meal entirely OF Viola welp
  • I think the hubby was banging the dead girl we will see wont we
  • This freaking show lets me guess to my hearts content and some times I'm not even right I loooovve it so far and its only the first episode



To Miss Rhimes if you ever see this know that I am responsible for you losing some of your talent I will be doing a spell as soon as I'm finish with this to steal it from you k bye

 Thursday was good I mean I had a headache shortly after because I yelled at the screen some but it was well worth it cant wait for all the upcoming  twists and turns


signed: Chicky xoxo

Tuesday 9 September 2014

Points to note about Teen Wolf season 4 finale

For the past episodes my friends Kareena and Gervanna (i feel like I have an extra 'n') have been hashing it out on Facebook on moments we have loved and hated on teen wolf and I thought since its the season finale that I'm about to watch I'll do a quick 'points to note about Teen Wolf season 4 finale' (you absolutely cant go wrong with a title that states things frankly).
Anyway it aired yesterday September 8, 2014 on MTV channel but I don't have that channel (don't question it). All I did in preparation was make a mad dash from twitter because believe you me Twitter will ruin all surprises. All I know is Arden tweeted to prepare for tears and Tyler said the same but placed 'happy tears' in brackets so we'll see. I'm definitely not expecting much because it has only been one episode that I've been on the edge of my seat for and shortly after that my friends and I totally became writers because EVERYTHING we guessed was what happened very womp womp for me as I believe plot twist that are actually surprising is well exactly what they are designed for.
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WATCHING
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Le episode's name is Smoke and Mirrors
*sipping ginger tea in the biggest tshirt I have and boxers*

1. roflmao so many jokes I sincerely without a doubt don't have to work out today my abs are already locked in. The fight scene was horrendous and Syfy is claiming that it was their direction I'm sure. Peter looked like he nearly got whiplash in his hopes of looking badass, poor Scott has been on his knees since this entire gotdamn TV series and I need someone to please stop him. He in no way or form looks badass in fact he looks like he's fallen and merely wants to get up and Derek has evolved into a dog you say lolz hold me
2. Like did Keira forget that she actually had powers honey just because your man is an Alpha doesn't mean you are not one too where was your powers or fighting skills. I just could not with you like honestly you did not deserve a tail
3. Helllloooo If Liam's best friend doesn't get some tail (yes aliens in space saw what I did there lolz) in the next season I am going to be forever upset
4.Girlfriend's face when Derek supposedly died had me wheezing so hard she looked like she had a wisdom tooth coming in
5. Oh Parrish my love do NOT let Lydia climb you. That is all
6. Couldn't someone kill Peter or Kate I mean seriously the trend of killing people off was delicious why isn't that trend being continued
7. I absolutely cant wait to learn more about Mr. third eye sir seems absolutely fun
8. Lawd gosh please to hurry up and find Malia's mother the more I hear the words 'desert wolf' the more I'm sure she's dusty, ugly and old. She slept with Peter after all there must be truth in my words
9. Argggeeeennnntt don't go your beard is everything to me and I think you should have gotten the chance to dislocate Peter's balls for reaming you. I for one would not miss that beautiful opportunity.
10. If Kate don't just run and die in her hidey hole kmt. I beg of you writers kill her
11. Arden and Tyler what tears!? there was more of a reaction when Dylan saved Tyler from killing himself in that gasoline suicide scene. Falsest of hope lolz.
I think that's it. It was a lame episode especially considering that it is a finale but *shrugs* perfection is hard and so is interesting but STILES IS MY BABY FATHER, HUSBAND AND EVERYTHING
and I cant wait until maze runner is out.

Hope you enjoyed my rambles. How'd you feel about the season finale and even the season overall??

signed: Chicky xoxo

Saturday 6 September 2014

10 BOOKS CHALLENGE

Soooo I was nominated to post on facebook ten books that have stayed with me so I did and here it is

I was a bit hesitant to do this just because I feel like cafeteria seating is being decided and I for one will not make it to the cool table.
No particular order and why it stayed w/ me
1.Diagnostic and statistical manual of mental disorders IV TR by American Psychiatric Association - dragon lady and to be honest myself
2. Black Silk a collection of African American erotica edited by Retha Powers - read it at far too young an age
3. Beka Lamb by Zee Edgell - the breadfruit tree incident made me shudder
4.Tender Pursuit by Jennifer Taylor - was my momma's but it smelt like it was my great great grand ma's. I was in it for the smell.
5.David Copperfield by Charles Dickens - was my dad's and it smelt like the adventures within
6.Lakota Woman by Mary Crow Dog - the dive into a culture I knew diddly squat about
7.Are we there yet? by Marjorie Burch Brothers - I was going to have kids just so I could write a 'cutesy' book just like this. Momma ruined that dream by telling me the birthing stories of the sibs and I
8.Merchant of Venice by Nelson Thornes Shakespeare - trying to convince the ladies of 5(3) at MBHS that the main characters were gay was my life goal within those sessions
9.Me before you by Jojo Moyes - I was uncontrollably pissed at the end and that was not what the tone of the book was going for
10.The Chrysalids by John Wyndham - *le sigh* the ending scene will forever be etched in my mind while I forever search for a soundtrack that could go up against the perfect silence that was there.

Mind you the challenge called for just the names and the authors of the books but every book has attached to it sooo many stories and would I truly have the gift of gab if I didnt do what I did. I think not!!
So ENJOY!!! and yes I know i have 'sooo' give or take a few 'Os' dotting my paragraph like that bottle of black pepeer that wasnt properly sealed but I may have just watched a really bad cartoon. Sooo sorry

signed: Chicky xoxo

Sunday 3 August 2014

Kool Runnings Adventure water park

1. gahh it was SUCH a journey maybe if i were with my chaty friends instead of my miserable and chatty family it would fly by but man Mobay felt like a country away to me.

2. No cotton on the slides! yall need to have that somewhere I mean excuse me if I was the only one with a cotton skirt steve urkel style

3. Be prepared walk with ten diff outfits and swim suits if you must. I walked around in a snit for a good 15 minutes cuz i refused to yank my skirt off and bare my non attractive bum encased in a too small swim suit bottom. After the screams of joy started to get on my nerve I had to put on my shorts that i planned to leave in yup don't be unprepared like myself

4. Walk with your food. Like I kid you not make that bitch your aquasol. We heard rumors that no food was allowed and yes it was exactly that a rumour I passed a lady with family sized everything. Please do not think of not walking with food although to be fair they do sell food on the premises. Prices that stood out $600 for a plate of chicken and chips $ 200 for hotdogs REGULAR SIZED hot dogs. Idk  maybe its my poverty that exclaims at the tiefness just walk with your food

5. Walk with fun people who are willing to do stuff together lets see besides the slides there was go karts, paintballing, some laser tag thing, rafting and I forget what else. For someone who's used to hotels (day passes in the good old days of solid links and cheaper living) I was a bit bummed that no one even attempted to play any sports. I've never missed a rousing game of pool volleyball like at the moment they turned the waves off in that pool at the front.

6. The lifeguards are actually nice, social, jovial folks (i feel like there may be a repeating adjective in there somewhere). They are not all trying to get into your barely clad vajaysjays. Some are even trying to help you.

7. Do not go into the flush (I have no idea if thats the real name) if you cannot swim. I am so serious I cant swim i'm 5 feet 3 inches and apparently the collecting pool at the bottom is 8 feet. Maams and sirs I stared at that contraption thinking I would be missing something important out of my life until I saw experienced swimmers suffer in there not to mention this lifeguard just dived off to save someone I felt like he felt like he was standing at rick's cafe cliff no thank you. Every other slide was tested but *shudders* definitely not the flush

8. This last point is dedicated to the Dream Weekend festivities (directional attachment i think). People took their grocery money for the month and are currently (yeah currently i think they have days left) partying it up (lolz i think there may be a better term that I know naught about maybe something with the word 'up'). I am jealous. Sooo sponsor me for next year so I can see how socialites live


signed: Chicky xoxo

Wednesday 18 June 2014

Entrepreneurship: LushHair Couture

Being stuck at home doing almost nothing has motivated me to finally come vent on my beloved albeit lame blog and why not talk about the opposite of my laziness. Lets do a fine and dandy talk about entrepreneurship. *cue my batmanesque voice over* in a world where one has to strike it out on their own. Many have decided that it is their time to grab the bull by its horns and ride (you know i've never heard the ride part), to become the brightest start in the galaxy, to reach for the skies blah blah *and scene now cue applause and a curtsy from the I*. I want to say that Wikipedia has never failed me yet but I'd be lying but this definition will do in a jiffy " entrepreneurship is the process of identifying and starting a new business venture, sourcing and organizing the required resources, while taking both the risks and rewards associated with the venture". Well I had an interview with one such friend check it out

> 1.What's the name of your business, how did you start it and what exactly motivated you to start it?
Lush Hair Couture. Received the idea from a friend's, as well as my personal issues faced while trying to purchase good quality hair extensions at an affordable price. I worked for about a month testing and sampling to find the right supplier. Then I started to get my name out there.


> 2.What does being an entrepreneur mean to you?
To sum it up in 3 Fs: Freedom, Flexibility and Financial security.


> 3.What is the worst experience you have had to date since owning your own business?
In business, not everyone will be supportive. Also, not everyone is willing to pass on the torch. I tried once to find a mentor. Someone to guide me along and help me start up. Help me understand more about the "hair business". Most of what I stumbled across were men and women on high horses, not willing to give up any of their "trade secrets". Each one should teach one.


> 4. What is the best experience you have had to date since owning your own business?
My first sale. Will always be the best moment. That moment when your business plan becomes 3 dimensional, its amazing.


> 5.What advice would you give to young Jamaican youths interested in being an entrepreneur?
Figure out what it is you want. Make a plan mapping out how you plan to get there, & do it. Just do it.


> 6. Where do you see your business in the next five years?
By then, I hope to have Lush Hair Couture as the go-to shop for Hair extensions, accessories and other select beauty items.


> 7.If you received one million pounds for your business how would you allocate it?
I'd definitely offer something new. Been looking into purses recently. That would be my next step. 

Check her out at
Facebook: www.facebook.com/LushHairCouture

Email: info.lushaircouture@gmail.com

(One "H")

Whatsapp/Telephone: 876-862-1123

BBM pin: 2A7149FC 


Yup if you feel like feeling inspired FEEL IT! allow it to wash over you and do your thing ...fancy contact case store or nah lolz...nonetheless if you are like me doing almost nothing get up over your luscious ass and get crackalckin because trust and believe you gotta actually grip something before you ride it

signed: Chicky xoxo

Tuesday 20 May 2014

Slight RANDOM doodles in the world




  • check out this article . And this is where my fear of being a professional comes from. No matter your field as you climb the ladder, as you become a media figure, a professor or doctor, as you become a leader in your field the ever famous saying becomes your motto chanted by others and never by you : 'You will be damned if you do and you certainly will be damned if you do not'. Yes I do have an opinion on what that little situation is all about and no I will not share. Guess to your hearts content
  • My condolences to the family of the twins who died in the flood. No one is to be blamed not the children, not the security guards of their school, not the teachers, principal or administration, not their aunt/care giver but instead energy should be focused on the support of that mother and of that family. It is easier to use your frustration and fuel the blame train (<--ha so corny) but it is much more difficult to make good of it.
  • My dance role model Ciara had her baby boy and named him Future. Its no big deal its her first son his fourth or fifth I'm not quite sure but it is her stamp on her favoured baby boy to show off her love of the boy's father
  • Oh my gosh as a thought to be addict of Bones I find out that Bones is so far gone that there is an official B&B and TNT didn't let me know. I am fraught with emotions

signed: Chicky xoxo

Sunday 18 May 2014

Flow Mobay City Run 5K Walk

yalllll I am so nuff sometimes so yours truly has always wanted to participate in walks you know walking for a purpose and you know since the new year I have been on an autism walk and a breast cancer walk,all about building awareness and raising funds, all good things. Then came along Flow Mobay City Run 5K Walk and I completely unaware of the journey ahead signed up got my frineds to come with me, donned my gym wear, so called comfie sneakers, my 1710 race id and had my bottles of water at hand. To shorten the story 'me buss before me even start'

Below is a list of things to note from the run
1. We had to walk to meet up to walk. No more words are needed.
2. That gentleman in the spongebob pants, sir you slayed.
3. All the individuals who (regardless if you signed up to walk or run) actually ran all hats, caps, head pieces, head gears off to you.
4. Gatorade bag juice seriously though -__- the false hope you got when you swore it was an ordinary bag juice
5.All fit individuals hats off to you also
6. The barely there shorts and saggy booty meat was not well received.
7. Dear production team the next time you hold an event such as this 'skipping' needs to be an actual category 
8. The three gentlemen who played with gravity kudos to you and yes we are well aware that your wedgies were real (although you are probably used to it)
and lastly
9. Montego Bay really showed its 'good' colours and supported the great cause of raising funds  to support students in western Jamaica who face challenges with financing their tertiary education. That was well received.

pics stolen from my friend Caula








signed: Chicky xoxo

Thursday 15 May 2014

Dignified speed walking in life

Oh my good lord the astonishing and overwhelming relief that is to finally access my blog and be able to write! Let the church say hallelujah and amen yessss!
So updates I have finally finished my last exam to get this degree that may or may not have been a waste of time and money and I may or may not even receive the damn degree if I fail a particular course which I am worried about because I had to do a masters interview so I didn't study well enough and by the way I still didn't even get into the masters program but through it all let me tell you. I am so relieved (enter all the got damn synonyms for that word and you'll get a taste of what I'm feeling).
 Have you ever walked up the hill to Montego Bay High school extra fast because you know you are late for the early morning drama and you don't want to be late for devotion also so you basically run in your mind while trying to do dignified speed walking and you can feel the burn in your toes, thighs and throat and then when you finally step through the pearly gates you realize if you really had the option you would have just stayed home well that's exactly how i feel. The journey was hard and I was excited to finish but now.
 I whisper to the universe 'Can i please turn back' lol


Ha ha ha and no I'm not against race walking Olympians so don't even try to stir the pot


signed: Chicky xoxo