Wanna be Writer

Sent in my resume and chizz for a part time writers vacancy a few weeks ago because years a go I had a fanciful dream to see my own byline and of course because I dream big to edit my own magazine/newspaper. The ad didn't say where or which company et cetera et cetera just that it was located in Jamaica. So I sent it in and immediately forgot about it but lo and behold I received an email from the company yesterday (wont name drop because it might be illegal) and I'm all like what??!!! yay *happy dance* and then my inner cynic was released cant really go into what she said just because she's a ranter but anyhoodle basically they were asking for a membership fee which is probably  what drew out my inner cynic in the first place and of course I sent it to 'goat mouth ' momma and asked her what she thinks. She thinks its not legit what with their address not having a street and all which meant that I shut my mind to it and all the remaining excitement dwindled away as gas. Anybody who knows me knows I take my mom's advice as instructions and those instructions are like the holy grail. Tis a practice that wont make for a comfortable year when I move out but one must break free and find oneself.

Moral of the story: my story has none
but I realized I still have that dream even if my style of writing is the type of informal writing that sounds like i'm writing to my own fan club who actually gives a chizz about my daily twerks [lmao, cant even use that word again without picturing Miley's back i mean bum waggling here and there].

So about the dream thing I may try again. You should too

signed: Chicky xoxo

Gay vs Straight|| Jamaican Issues

So I just read the paper and it has just dawned on me how way behind i am. The observer i believe it was has an article stating that following the requested repeal of the buggery law by the gay community a church group has invited churches island wide to march in protest. Now lets be honest there are many Jamaicans who believe that being gay is a way of saying i hate Jamaica and I hate Jamaicans and would like to leave by way of...death and hey you know I'm right. Back to the article, the observer took some comments from their on-line database regarding the issue where people were going off about "standing up for moral rights", "walking by faith Christian soldiers", "hypocritical church where are the marches against other crimes", "gays are hidden in churches too", "churches need to address other issues too". I could go on and on but here is my standing on it. I am not in support of being gay as a matter if fact i believe counselling should be given and if that doesn't work well that's your business and Gods. I am also not a supporter of ostracising people being gay does not make a complete person the same as being straight does not make a complete person there are other attributes ranging from good to bad even some that are on the same page as *cue  music* *tun tun tun tuuuuuunnnn* being gay (yes i swear that's how homophobes hear the word).
The tricky part about this is  and share your thoughts in the comment section. Do you keep a law that is right and deny other persons a choice? i have a feeling that God would have to come down and speak clarity in the matter. Biblically to me anyways gay is a no no and giving people a choice is a yes yes so *shrugs* hopefully the issue is resolved in a peaceful manner oh who am i kidding there may be blood shed and abuse

Keep safe throughout my lovelies!!

signed: Chicky xoxo

*singing in Rowland's voice* Motivation

Its summer and normally it would be a carefree one where i stay at home and go through the continuous cycle of draining my brain cells on television mind you i read too so it wont be that bad but this summer the future pressed its fist in my back lowered its lips to my ears and yelled 'GET A MOVE ON!!!'
So yours truly has summer school and is searching albeit half heartedly for a job a job that I NEED to complete school but my half assed attempts betray my total annoying bum like attitude. My best friend asked me about my job search and my answer went along the lines of wait you know what i'll copy it directly off fb

"i have the perfect job in my head where i'm a personal assistant for an old fuddy and he's all kind and shit and he takes me with him on his business trips to exotic places and i dont have to wear stockings everyday or be cooped up in ac everyday
oh the joy if i get an actual job i'll become jaded"


you can understand the plight i have with myself. I a lady with ambitions and dreams have resigned myself to a lazy and abstract world but i am here today to act as motivation for you lovely people like me. Imagine my fist in your back my lips lowered to your delicate ear drums except this time i'll be yelling 'TAKE YOUR FUTURE IN YOUR OWN HANDS AND WORK YOUR ASS OFF FOR THE BEST BECAUSE YOU SURE AS HELL WONT BE OFFERED A FREE RIDE TO SUCCESS AND HAPPINESS'
i like to talk i'm sure you can see well at least it wasn't a monologue but seriously guys its easy to become complacent believing you can ride somebody's coat tails to victory but you gotta work and besides your lovely life coach here you gotta motivate yourself.

'GET A MOVE ON!!!!'

Signed: Chicky xoxo

Hair Tidbits: "Ciaraesque" hair

So yours truly is on a self discovery trip and quite frankly i have decided that the conservative presentation if but only in my hair is not for me. Translation: I AM BORED WITH MY HAIR. No i'm not interested in the natural hair journey and yes my relaxed hair journey is not exactly giving me life so basically 

presenting my Hair :

i've done the faux bob, the bangs, my many buns et cetera et cetera

 However my senior year is approaching and i'm feeling as my parents would put it WILD
hopefully inspiration will meet reality
presenting my inspiration:

YES MISS CIARA!!!! i'm coming your way well i hope i'm coming your way i'm known more for my bark not my bite *pouting* well fingers and everything else crossed

signed: Chicky xoxo

Tissue Issue||Jamaican issues

Oye vey the TISSUE ISSUE in Jamaica
Starring gynaecologists, the Jamaican bureau of standards, the media and of course the public.

Basically gynaecologists have discovered that thanks to some tissue paper infected with whatever micro biological crap individuals are being infected.The bureau is aware of the situation and through the media has notably said that there weren't any tests in place in the initial stage to discover said infection. The problem now is that there is the debate whether or not to release the name of the company with the inferior brand note they have stop putting out any more the problem is that there an unknown number of tissues on shelves in stores.
What grabs my goat though (or some saying like that) is that people haven't weighed the pros and cons of it yet they are threatening to sue left right and centre (like seriously -_- when last an average Jamaican get up and sue somebody and no lose). Persons are on Facebook (yes yes I know freedom of speech and all that jazz) demanding the company's name but here's what will happen if they give out the company's name that company along with its employees will suffer and if they don't release the name the public's health will suffer. My solution or rather my momma's solution is that they privately speak to the company give them a time limit of three months to fix it if not release the name ultimatum baby because the facts are that there was no test so they wouldn't have know. Now what the bureau shouldn't have done was release a list of "safe" tissues which is why now they are being sued and no not by an  average Jamaican but in fact a tissue company that was left off the list who  supposedly has "safe" tissues.

 

Best of luck with everything my loves and yes i am sticking to that safe list btw women calm down men use tissue paper too and not because you have a vagina means you have more say in the matter oh geez not to mention the lady they interviewed they must have paid her to sob or attempt rather

signed: Chicky xoxo

Married to medicine Pow Wow!!!!! yes chile

Hey my people how yall been

Just finished watching Married to medicine and ofc part 2 to RHOA. i have so much to say first off because it is fresh in my mind married to medicine point form because you know how i do

1. Lucy lucy lucy your daughter is grown and i know you are hurt on her behalf but walk the hell away it is not your fight even though you looked prepared for it thanks to whoever did your makeup [or it could just be your face *covers mouth* oops]...but good golly gee you gave me so much life when you fought off Dr. Simone and hammered Toya in her head with your purse.
2. WHAT THE HELL did Kari's husband really say honey did you just throw some shade no no no wait that aint even shade what the hell did you just tell your wife. i mean i know you are upset on behalf of you and your birthday friend and your wife but for god sakes dont do like Kordell keep your yap shut or at least neutral
3. Mariah mariah mariah why didnt you just call Toya up immediately after your sissy told you that stuff instead of letting it fester. For your sake and your mother who i am one emotion short of calling ghetto you would have saved yall some trouble
4. I love me some Dr. Jackie and Simone the buff bod and buff teeth respectively just make me so happy. Business women getting their life yes keep on keeping on ladies
5. Kari's wanna be angelina jolie lips MUST be from botox because if not oh geez i cant even make that crack i'm christian
6. DWL at how Mariah was like where's (whatever her man's name is) all timid like after the fight while her born and die warrior woman of a mom was instigating and oohh kudos to Kari i would have locked them out too honey
7. Teehee at (imma shorten her name) Riah trying to insult Kari's husband dont do that honey



who do you love so far comment comment comment

8. more DWL at Quad i love your eccentricity not to mention your loyalty who ever held Quad back i thank you from the bottom of my heart although she looked all bereft like when she couldnt fight for her bff anybody noticed how she wasnt there when Riah got kicked out *wheezing from all the laugher*

So far the ratchedness is giving me so much life. I could probably hook up the tele and jump start someones heart yess ladies continue it makes for great entertainment. Now onto the RHOA reunions.

1. First off i love how there's gonna be a part 3 because for all the husband and wife remarks Porshia keeps on making you know the public need to relate it ot the divorce which i need to confirm if its really on. p.s. if it is Kordell you have an x by your name in my book
2. do you Kim the wig i love you but only when you are with your boo cant promise you i'll be tardy for every party but if i catch it i catch it 
3. Kandy your hair
4. Porshia your dress
5. Cyn i loved your weave
6. and Phaedra read baby *snapping fingers* read like your life depends on it because we sure as hell know Ms. gone with the wind (i need to go look for that vid) cannot keep up 
7. oh Nene i want you gone from this show now i love you with all my heart but your tap dancing on my last nerve with the 'original sista made it from the bottom now i'm not on a pole' righteous attitude

signed: Chicky xoxo

Venting... i do that shit

Its exam time and i only have a mili second to come here and vent so here goes =]
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oh good gosh almighty i missed RHOA reunion and granted i'm not gonna get the chance to watch part 2 on time either somebody please hit me up and tell me the tea so far
I think i may have missed the season finale for Carrie diaries because there i am watching bluebells and anticipating the what next and the 10'oclock news comes along. No i didnt watch the news
I havent even been able to get my normal Wendy quota in preety soon i'll be crabby from the withdrawal
and last of all i know nothing of whats going on in the yt beauty community *sobs*

p.s. i NEED and if you are feeling down and out you NEED to take up your bible and read a verse and of course watch some http://www.youtube.com/user/TheSocialiteLife ...Sandy you need to give me some life honey so i can get my thug thizzle on!!!

signed: Chicky xoxo