*singing in Rowland's voice* Motivation

Its summer and normally it would be a carefree one where i stay at home and go through the continuous cycle of draining my brain cells on television mind you i read too so it wont be that bad but this summer the future pressed its fist in my back lowered its lips to my ears and yelled 'GET A MOVE ON!!!'
So yours truly has summer school and is searching albeit half heartedly for a job a job that I NEED to complete school but my half assed attempts betray my total annoying bum like attitude. My best friend asked me about my job search and my answer went along the lines of wait you know what i'll copy it directly off fb

"i have the perfect job in my head where i'm a personal assistant for an old fuddy and he's all kind and shit and he takes me with him on his business trips to exotic places and i dont have to wear stockings everyday or be cooped up in ac everyday
oh the joy if i get an actual job i'll become jaded"


you can understand the plight i have with myself. I a lady with ambitions and dreams have resigned myself to a lazy and abstract world but i am here today to act as motivation for you lovely people like me. Imagine my fist in your back my lips lowered to your delicate ear drums except this time i'll be yelling 'TAKE YOUR FUTURE IN YOUR OWN HANDS AND WORK YOUR ASS OFF FOR THE BEST BECAUSE YOU SURE AS HELL WONT BE OFFERED A FREE RIDE TO SUCCESS AND HAPPINESS'
i like to talk i'm sure you can see well at least it wasn't a monologue but seriously guys its easy to become complacent believing you can ride somebody's coat tails to victory but you gotta work and besides your lovely life coach here you gotta motivate yourself.

'GET A MOVE ON!!!!'

Signed: Chicky xoxo