Hair Tidbits: "Ciaraesque" hair

So yours truly is on a self discovery trip and quite frankly i have decided that the conservative presentation if but only in my hair is not for me. Translation: I AM BORED WITH MY HAIR. No i'm not interested in the natural hair journey and yes my relaxed hair journey is not exactly giving me life so basically 

presenting my Hair :

i've done the faux bob, the bangs, my many buns et cetera et cetera

 However my senior year is approaching and i'm feeling as my parents would put it WILD
hopefully inspiration will meet reality
presenting my inspiration:

YES MISS CIARA!!!! i'm coming your way well i hope i'm coming your way i'm known more for my bark not my bite *pouting* well fingers and everything else crossed

signed: Chicky xoxo

Tissue Issue||Jamaican issues

Oye vey the TISSUE ISSUE in Jamaica
Starring gynaecologists, the Jamaican bureau of standards, the media and of course the public.

Basically gynaecologists have discovered that thanks to some tissue paper infected with whatever micro biological crap individuals are being infected.The bureau is aware of the situation and through the media has notably said that there weren't any tests in place in the initial stage to discover said infection. The problem now is that there is the debate whether or not to release the name of the company with the inferior brand note they have stop putting out any more the problem is that there an unknown number of tissues on shelves in stores.
What grabs my goat though (or some saying like that) is that people haven't weighed the pros and cons of it yet they are threatening to sue left right and centre (like seriously -_- when last an average Jamaican get up and sue somebody and no lose). Persons are on Facebook (yes yes I know freedom of speech and all that jazz) demanding the company's name but here's what will happen if they give out the company's name that company along with its employees will suffer and if they don't release the name the public's health will suffer. My solution or rather my momma's solution is that they privately speak to the company give them a time limit of three months to fix it if not release the name ultimatum baby because the facts are that there was no test so they wouldn't have know. Now what the bureau shouldn't have done was release a list of "safe" tissues which is why now they are being sued and no not by an  average Jamaican but in fact a tissue company that was left off the list who  supposedly has "safe" tissues.

 

Best of luck with everything my loves and yes i am sticking to that safe list btw women calm down men use tissue paper too and not because you have a vagina means you have more say in the matter oh geez not to mention the lady they interviewed they must have paid her to sob or attempt rather

signed: Chicky xoxo

Married to medicine Pow Wow!!!!! yes chile

Hey my people how yall been

Just finished watching Married to medicine and ofc part 2 to RHOA. i have so much to say first off because it is fresh in my mind married to medicine point form because you know how i do

1. Lucy lucy lucy your daughter is grown and i know you are hurt on her behalf but walk the hell away it is not your fight even though you looked prepared for it thanks to whoever did your makeup [or it could just be your face *covers mouth* oops]...but good golly gee you gave me so much life when you fought off Dr. Simone and hammered Toya in her head with your purse.
2. WHAT THE HELL did Kari's husband really say honey did you just throw some shade no no no wait that aint even shade what the hell did you just tell your wife. i mean i know you are upset on behalf of you and your birthday friend and your wife but for god sakes dont do like Kordell keep your yap shut or at least neutral
3. Mariah mariah mariah why didnt you just call Toya up immediately after your sissy told you that stuff instead of letting it fester. For your sake and your mother who i am one emotion short of calling ghetto you would have saved yall some trouble
4. I love me some Dr. Jackie and Simone the buff bod and buff teeth respectively just make me so happy. Business women getting their life yes keep on keeping on ladies
5. Kari's wanna be angelina jolie lips MUST be from botox because if not oh geez i cant even make that crack i'm christian
6. DWL at how Mariah was like where's (whatever her man's name is) all timid like after the fight while her born and die warrior woman of a mom was instigating and oohh kudos to Kari i would have locked them out too honey
7. Teehee at (imma shorten her name) Riah trying to insult Kari's husband dont do that honey



who do you love so far comment comment comment

8. more DWL at Quad i love your eccentricity not to mention your loyalty who ever held Quad back i thank you from the bottom of my heart although she looked all bereft like when she couldnt fight for her bff anybody noticed how she wasnt there when Riah got kicked out *wheezing from all the laugher*

So far the ratchedness is giving me so much life. I could probably hook up the tele and jump start someones heart yess ladies continue it makes for great entertainment. Now onto the RHOA reunions.

1. First off i love how there's gonna be a part 3 because for all the husband and wife remarks Porshia keeps on making you know the public need to relate it ot the divorce which i need to confirm if its really on. p.s. if it is Kordell you have an x by your name in my book
2. do you Kim the wig i love you but only when you are with your boo cant promise you i'll be tardy for every party but if i catch it i catch it 
3. Kandy your hair
4. Porshia your dress
5. Cyn i loved your weave
6. and Phaedra read baby *snapping fingers* read like your life depends on it because we sure as hell know Ms. gone with the wind (i need to go look for that vid) cannot keep up 
7. oh Nene i want you gone from this show now i love you with all my heart but your tap dancing on my last nerve with the 'original sista made it from the bottom now i'm not on a pole' righteous attitude

signed: Chicky xoxo

Venting... i do that shit

Its exam time and i only have a mili second to come here and vent so here goes =]
....
oh good gosh almighty i missed RHOA reunion and granted i'm not gonna get the chance to watch part 2 on time either somebody please hit me up and tell me the tea so far
I think i may have missed the season finale for Carrie diaries because there i am watching bluebells and anticipating the what next and the 10'oclock news comes along. No i didnt watch the news
I havent even been able to get my normal Wendy quota in preety soon i'll be crabby from the withdrawal
and last of all i know nothing of whats going on in the yt beauty community *sobs*

p.s. i NEED and if you are feeling down and out you NEED to take up your bible and read a verse and of course watch some http://www.youtube.com/user/TheSocialiteLife ...Sandy you need to give me some life honey so i can get my thug thizzle on!!!

signed: Chicky xoxo

RHOA baby all day everyday

Digicel i swear one fine and dandy day enuh i going send you somewhere dark and cold!! why unu muss a treat ppl so unu no see seh dem freeze man pay so alright unu put on unu tax dem unu caaan extend d likkle free text lawks gosh not to mention how it come like unu a TIEF out man money me call smaddy for a minute and d credz done!
Anywhoodle going into what this post will be about prepare your hearts...yes you guessesd it RHOA
oh all the foolery and rachedness is just sooo good for the soul shout out to Ms. Ptv on yt yes yes i'll link her channel at the end anyways tonights epi i just caught a piece of it and as I'm continuing you may realize that its not the least bit fluid we are gonna pretend it's point form as a matter of fact where is that button

• Kandy a whe u a go darling now i know Tina was a wild mofo but that color wig lawks girl and why u man must look like he jus chilling round the house him couldnt even put on a likkle blazer breaking the rules my ass
• Peter, peter my main bitch nobody is a housewive like Peter stepping out all furred up darkers on inside at night u bet ur ass he is giving me so much life with his little bitch self 
• Kordell babes i am so sorry that you had to file for a divorce i was holding out on traditional views for u guys mind u i did see u give the camera that little 'oh god my wife is stupid' look to the camera man when she was doing her at home pregnancy test and i was like hush boo...but contnuing on u were embarassed by ur wife huh so u had to do the man thing and take on a "weaker man" (aint nobody goin tell me that Jordan aint gay his voice is too sweet not to be. Congrats Kordell u got bitch #2
• Nene just because u made it from the stripper pole dont make you Mandella stop acting. Loved loved your outfit along with Miss Phaedra and when she backed out that cute pink stun gun i was like yes chiille yall dont play with my Phaedra and i got a little in between shoulders look at Apollo u looked cute enough hun
• oh and Greg enough of you i cant stand him being cutesy lolz or even acting normal and talking lolz sue me
• Cynthia Wendy says it best kudos to you for trying to be relevant
• p.s. if anybody should be making a exercise video it should be Kandy her body just knocks it out of the park

I could go on and on but i must stop *signsong* cant wait for reunion yes laawdd Ms. Kim try no be tardy for the party honey
http://www.youtube.com/user/missptv9090

signed Chickyxoxo

WTH is happening!!?? (1rst)

Taking a break from all the assignments and tension headaches and 5 minute rants about how lecturers are out to get me. All because i need to just talk a bit about this thing.
lets get into it

WTH is happening!!!??
so its been a good while since ive seen this lovely picture here on facebook at first i assumed it was one of those photoshopped things and proceeded to ignore then i heard it was real and proceeded to ignore it but no more for they interviewed this genius. Now did i read the interview heck no and if you assumed that i did well you are asking waay too much of me but here are my interview questions for dear Mr. Alkaline

1. you no fraid you blind love?

 2. You no fraid u lose your work and cant get no more cuz a you one image?

p.s. heard that Tommy Lee made a children's song couldnt even type this without laughing therefore you must know seh me cant even type it in a youtube to look for it.



Anyways check out  Mirrors By Justin Timberlake just because we need to end on a good note



signed: Chicky xoxo

Entering the blogger world YET AGAIN

oookkk soo maybe at the time of making this blog the fact that i thought i would be able to consistently share my creativity was just but a thought but i am determined. Its a new year we are about three months into it but the resoultion making is not yet complete so i might as well start my list lol with this.

I pledge to become a blogger to share with the public the wonderful sophisticated and (yes i can go on and on) being that is ME and well because my opinions are important.

So here is a list of upcoming activities

• WTH is happenin
• Slight bloops 
• Hair Tidbits
• Jamaican Issues
• Drools

so prepare your very  bored lives to have me in it!!!

p.s. check out http://robsiethemua.blogspot.com/
                     she's actually a past classmate of mine never really talked but its nice to see people kick ass 
                     and take names

signed: Chicky xoxo